White Russia Still Pretty Red
My and Julia's dear friend, whom I will call Natasha, is from Belarus. She cares about as much for politics as I do for NASCAR, but she has reported enough about her country's President to give me some clues as to what sort of a guy he is. President Aleksandr G. Lukashenko is referred to, in a tongue-in-cheek fashion, as "our father" by many Byelorussians and makes frequent television appearances in which he demonstrates to his people his efforts to spur on the economy. One of his favorite tactics? Calling the administrator of collective farming for an area, asking about the current wheat harvest projections, and demanding “well, can’t we do any better!?”
The typical response, a well rehearsed, “We’ll do our best, sir!”
Our friend Natasha is married to an American, who has visited Belarus on occasion and, it didn’t surprise us to hear, is in love with the country. He, however, was surprised to hear that, when visiting Romania with my wife, I do not have to thoroughly report my whereabouts to state security officers and generally do not receive phone calls from said officers reminding me that I am being watched. No, such things are not at all common in most former Eastern-Bloc countries.
Not so in Belarus. The secret service is still pervasive there. Foreigners are still looked upon with suspicion.
The charming, throw-back idiocy of Belarus’ current regime doesn’t end there. The International Herald Tribune aired a very fine piece yesterday on some of its even more endearing attributes, particularly those that have to do with what political dissenters can expect in that country. Suffice it to say, a good number of them have disappeared under mysterious circumstances. Lukashenko, amazingly, has yet to garner less than 75% of the “vote” in Byelorussian presidential elections. To quote an opposition member, Lukashenko "does not like figures below 75%."
And who can blame him?

Meanwhile, Belarus has one of the poorest economies in Europe (ranking above only the likes of the Ukraine, ALbania, and Bosnia), as Lukashenko persists in pushing through his vigorous program of "market socialism" (a term that is about as internally logical as "benevolent child molestation").
Why?
The truly interesting question in all this is "why?". I never thought to ask it until I read a recent Reason Magazine article by [I'll fill in his name later.] He cites the work of economist [again, the name to be added later] positing that, as between a thief that occasionally raids my homeland and a thief that sets up shop there (read: a dictator), I should prefer the one that sets up shop. He, at least, has a vested interest in keeping me well off so that he may steal from me for years to come.
That, at least, is what a truly self-interested dictator would do. It rather fairly predicts exactly what happened in Chile in the 1980's when their dictator, Pinochet, hired Chicago-school economists to swoop down on the country, liberalize its economy (this causing an economic boom of huge proportions), and allow him to live off the fat.
What, then, is the problem with our man Lukashenko?
My current theory is that he actually isn't in it to enrich himself. Rather, he truly believes that "market socialism" is just the sort of contradiction-in-terms that's going to make Belarus richer and its people happier.
Heaven save us all from the idealists. For my money, I'd prefer to be ruled by a self-interested thief.
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My favorite Bushism goes: "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."
European prosecutors don't appear ready to relent in their crusade against Microsoft's profits,
And another thing about this news: it has given me still more cause for thought about the EU as a whole. I've been debating of late whether to turn from a mere Euro-agnostic to a full Euro-skeptic. This is an especially poignant question for me, given that it's hard to argue that ascension into the EU wouldn't bring huge economic windfalls to Romania (a country to which, if you haven't guessed it yet, I am partial).
My supreme irony alarm has been ringing in my head all day:
Extreme Right-wing British historian
In another perfect response to Theodore Dalrymple's
On the issue of Muslim immigration in Europe
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Municipal workers' unions in the German state of Lower Saxony and several other communities to boot

Citizens of EU member states have taken to their tidy, cobblestone, charming streets in violent uproar since
But let's just ask ourselves why.
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Don't worry, though - it's the children's interests we have at heart. This, according to Baroness Emma Nicholson, the late EU Rapporteur for Romania's admission into the union. Out of a righteous abundance of caution, Nicholson apparently urged the EU not to continue to consider Romania's admission unless international adoptions were stopped. It seems that some of the previously adopted children, you see, can't be accounted for.
So we've rounded off this blog's first month in existence. We don't have as many bloggers as I might have wanted by this point, but we've had some visitors from interesting places and almost 100 independent hits. (Yes - for us this is actually an accomplishment.)